Okay so this might be a bit raunchy and eye widening material coming from the biggest koek ever. These are, however, all honest thoughts that have crossed my mind in the past couple of months and I wanted to share it with you. It’s in my true tongue-in-the-cheek style, so if it’s not in your taste, you know where the close button is (Top right hand corner ouma).
Here are my 8 things you should never say to your boss (and even maybe to your mother) in the time when you’re trying to get pregnant. Or any other time. Ever. Enjoy!
Your boss: How was your weekend?
You: SO GOOD!! We never even opened the curtains
❀ There are other times to be honest. Not now.
Your boss: Good morning. How’s it going?
You: It’s going good thanks, I just have a bad carpet burn on my back.
❀ Not the place, not the time honey
Your boss: Thanks, put it on the table please
You: My husband likes it that way too
❀ No darling, at work, tables are for working
Your boss: Are you okay, did you hurt yourself? You look like you’re walking awkward
You: My legs can’t close, can you not see?
❀ Don’t say that. To anyone. Ever!
Your boss: Work it hard today, we need good production
You: My husband says that too
❀ You said what?
Your boss: We have to put in some time on this
You: Thank goodness it’s only time we’re putting in
❀ Complete and utter <FAIL>
Your boss: Coming in early tomorrow morning?
You: No, that’s my husband’s job
❀ I think it might be too late. Just shut your mouth okay?
Your boss: Prepare yourself, we’ll be working late today
You: I can’t work late, I’m ovulating
❀ Lie if you must. There are a million other reasons that could be the reason not to work late. Just not this one 😉
Is there anything else (censored maybe) that you would add too this? Speak now or forever hold your peace!